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cracked: National Guard: Always Ready, Always There…to mop up Superman’s messes? 3 Ridiculous Moments from the New ‘Man of Steel’ Ad Behold, it’s Superman, demonstrating to audiences that he is in fact faster than a speeding bullet. He’s tearing across the Earth’s surface, grimacing for reasons that are unexplained…What is clear is that a caravan of National Guardsmen is following in Superman’s wake. Again, the commercial aims to imply that — just like Superman — the National Guard rushes toward disasters with heroic abandon. Instead, it looks like the National Guard is chasing the superhero down for shattering every window in the tri-state area. Read More
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cracked: National Guard: Always Ready, Always There…to mop up Superman’s messes? 3 Ridiculous Moments from the New ‘Man of Steel’ Ad Behold, it’s Superman, demonstrating to audiences that he is in fact faster than a speeding bullet. He’s tearing across the Earth’s surface, grimacing for reasons that are unexplained…What is clear is that a caravan of National Guardsmen is following in Superman’s wake. Again, the commercial aims to imply that — just like Superman — the National Guard rushes toward disasters with heroic abandon. Instead, it looks like the National Guard is chasing the superhero down for shattering every window in the tri-state area. Read More
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National Guard: Always Ready, Always There…to mop up Superman’s messes?

3 Ridiculous Moments from the New ‘Man of Steel’ Ad

Behold, it’s Superman, demonstrating to audiences that he is in fact faster than a speeding bullet. He’s tearing across the Earth’s surface, grimacing for reasons that are unexplained…What is clear is that a caravan of National Guardsmen is following in Superman’s wake.

Again, the commercial aims to imply that — just like Superman — the National Guard rushes toward disasters with heroic abandon. Instead, it looks like the National Guard is chasing the superhero down for shattering every window in the tri-state area.

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